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Alright guys, I'm trying to roast the fuck out of my friend if I had any friends, but I'm trying to roast them and I need a good yo mama joke What's the best yo mama joke?
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Your mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
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Also it is a fucking silly man now silly man nice
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Yeah sorry love this one is already been done so you're not original word
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Yeah sorry love I didn't I didn't hear it and I didn't look for it and I don't give a fuck
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Yeah sorry love I am shut the fuck up you dumb bitch fucking side parting for one and specs are you got a fucking hoe Hopsin go away
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Oh miss girl, I know you're not 21 on this app.
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I've tried to listen to this about five times and I still don't understand what you're saying, but you can keep trying
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I don't understand are you trying to say that I'm too old for this because like half of the people on this app are too young for this and that's where all the hate and bullying is come from other people to see you know like we're chill you know
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Wait if you're so chill why are you coming for people on this app at your big age of 21 and two why are you coming in accents like she sounded pretty normal to me just cause you're not just cause you're not American that's breezy
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Yeah sorry love sorry I'm just so stupid American and I just like the bully other people because of my own insecurities honestly I cry
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Your mum so fat when she sat on the iPhone she made in the iPad
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Yo mama so fat that last time she took a picture it lasted all the way through the whole fucking five years
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Your mama so black when she walked in the dark no one seen her
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Yo mama is so small she hang off of a Dorito
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Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it breaks
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Bitch this was all been done by my Bestie now fuck off
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Yeah I'm British I don't go but a water no I go bottle is a bottle for war I say Ralph
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Do you feel like you don't say boy I'm really bout the flame yet yes
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Yeah that I was not funny but I your mama so fat she handicapped your mama so fat she broke the scale your mama so fat she was home and got McDonald's muscle fat Chelsea but I fucking waterbed so that you don't break
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You talked all that shit just to send some mid ass fucking voice messaging bro you better little bro actually
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What shit am I talking? You act like I was specifically talking to your bitch ass.
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Yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
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