Bro Y'all be freaking out too much. I love spiders so much I would put my fucking hand up put my hand out let it crawl on my hand and then bring it outside Like what are y'all scared for they're more scared of you than we are of them Y'all pussies for real

I literally, so there was this black spider outside earlier and I put my hand out. I know it kind of looked like a black widow, I'm not going to lie, but I don't know what kind of spider it was, but I put my hand out and let it crawl on my fingers and shit. I love spiders so much, it was so satisfying and I have so many people in my life that I would tell that to and they'd just be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? And they'd get like the heebie-jeebies or something, they'd get like chills.

That spider really ain't even that big in our reality bro, like that's like a medium-sized spider, bro But like you look it's not no like tarantula cuz y'all be freaking all the way out I like some like one of them huntsman spiders, bro. Them things are massive, bro Like you just look it's not no tarantula, bro. Like a spider that size, bro. One good slap. It's gone. It's like It's easy to kill a spider, bro

Nah, I bet you $5 you won't eat that shit.

my guy's gonna be the next spider-man

Literally, my guy's gonna be the next Spider-Man.

Burn the house down!

out of that house. That spider owns it.