So, not only is he washing his bum with a bar of soap, which like, really? Can you imagine? You go wash your face and then you feel something and you get a little short and curly on your face because you're washing your face with somebody's pubic hair and butt-stained soap?

So, but not only is he washing his butt with the bar soap, which, you know, it's just all kinds of socially wrong, but you heard him clapping, like he's got a little finger action going on there, like he's booty slamming himself at the same time. And then she walks in like, oh my god, what is going on here? Why I had no idea.

Ew! First of all, why is he like doing that with the soap and and why is she doing that with the soap? I just have so many questions because don't these people got rags? You don't got a washcloth or anything? A sponge? A loofah? Anything?