Hey sir, how are you? How you doing? Hey!

My dog, I will make your prostate sore. Now you notice it's too late? Nearly everybody on this p-p-p-prophecy is what you look like. My dog, if you don't take it, don't know. I'm a cowboy. I'm not telling you again. As a matter of fact, I might as well just delete this or stop here before you try to come for me with your gun or something like that. I don't fuck with the emo people, you know. Them and them dangerous. And you, you just look dangerous. Let me just stop talking before you come do something to me.

Woo! Woo!

I know you like cats, but do you like dogs? Because you make me bark like one. Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!

I know people probably gonna call you emo and shit, but my pussy is purring. I need you to come over and make it stop, bruh. Like, let me mess with your goddamn hair.