If a zombie apocalypse were to happen right now at this very moment, what's the first thing you're doing? First thing.

Um, getting on my knees and praying.

grabbing a weapon and raiding my fridge and leaving packing my motherfucking bags.

I'm gonna aggressively masturbate in my room. fuck

I'm for sure going to like a weapon store and like I'm buying everything in there. No, I'm not even buying I'm stealing everything in there like just think about it what the cops gonna do if we're in the zombie apocalypse that ain't gonna matter.

I know what I have to do Something inside of me

Kill myself like

The first thing that I would do is get my phone and my phone charger and some food and some water. And like the first thing that I want to grab is my phone and my phone charger.

Yeah my phone get my headphones and go to supermarket in hot in there cause I wanna go shit for real

I'm running all the way to my bestie's house, which is like half a mile. Um, but still, I've run so far. Just to get them Fritos.

I'm gonna go out my ex down and I'm gonna go try and do a zombie and I hope she gets eaten by one because fuck that bitch