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Yer... rate my card crash. 1 through 10.
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Alright, so I see a lot of y'all asking what happened. I was commenting on everyone, but I'm just going to go ahead and put this one out. Hopefully you find it. Basically, I got hit by a Tahoe, like it was an Uber XL, and they drifted to three lanes of traffic because they were on their phone, and they hit me on the corner.
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Also, we got five people in the car, so I'm gonna go ahead and list their injuries. Me, I was the one who was driving, driver's seat, duh. I had glass around my body, I got bruises everywhere. And I went partially blind in my right eye. Honestly, I'm 10 out of 10. I'm better than everyone else.
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My friend in the passenger seat, she would have lost her legs, but she's really small, so she curled all the way up into a ball, and she ended up only getting muscle strains, so she's good. She's fine.
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But now let me start with the back. Nobody was wearing seatbelts. The one that was closest to the car, she ended up breaking her forearm in two places as well as fracturing her nose because she flew into the floorboard. And she also has big gashes in the the side of her leg and butt.
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And the one that was sitting in the middle, she flew forward and hit the dash. She ended up breaking her nose and tearing off the skin of her forehead. and she almost broke her neck and spine, but thank God she only went away with minor muscle strains in that area.
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And lastly my friend that was sitting farthest away from the side that was hit by the Tahoe a part of the Tahoe flew through the window and gash the top of her foot like open she had to get 16 stitches by now she's fine
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So thank you to all those you're saying God bless because that's real as fuck we were so fucking close to dying bro like I'm so surprised that we walked away would like like a little is Andrew said you could bro like I am
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Yeah I wish you remember how you are you are lucky Angela I'm Ocallaghan did mad god it got it got it in outside
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Woman out of 10
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10. That is the perfect crash ever. I love it.
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I don't fucking know how you've put me to write that fucking carcass but like... That's probably just pure talking right now.
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10
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Dantes bad does a street Charlton open
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A strong tan
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I'm going to give it a solid 9 out of 10 just because the way the wheels not even attached to the car anymore.
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Wow, that was one bad car wreck.
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