So, yeah, I'd say that hot dog is a sandwich, even though I wouldn't technically categorize it as a sandwich, but, you know, if people want to get technical, you know, yes, then I would say hot dog is a sandwich when it's in a bun and it has all the fixings on it like cheese and, you know, condiments and pickles and all of those things on there. I hope you have a great evening, Sister Crystal.

Hey, Healing Moon Goddess. Hey, hey there. You know what? You made a lot of great points, but I wasn't even thinking that deep. I was just thinking like, hey, why don't they call it a hot dog sandwich instead of just hot dog?

Alright, Moon, I thought we were cool. Now what is this shit with a hot dog being a goddamn sandwich? Are you fucking kidding me? Now, what's next? A hamburger is a sandwich? It's a meat sandwich? We just happen to call it a hamburger, but no, it's really a meat sandwich. Like, where are we going with this? Where does it end? It's a slippery slope. My god, don't we have any definitions anymore?

You know what? And another thing. Your crocodile tears do not work in this department store. Okay? So, uh, yeah. If I want to take it as far as saying that a hamburger is a sandwich, I damn well say it is a sandwich. I mean, what does cold cuts meet?

Yeah, you know what, I think you have a great point, Sister Crystal. Why don't they call it a hot dog sandwich? I mean, the bread is there, right? Instead of just a hot dog. That is profound, Sister Crystal. Cheers to you.

Hey, Queen Donatella. Hey, hey there. You made a lot of great points. And you know what? I have done that with a hot dog before. I fried it up, split it down the middle, and I put egg and cheese on it and made a sandwich like that. So yeah.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, someone with some goddamn common sense up in here, oh my fucking god, I can't believe it! It's called a hot dog for a reason! It's a hot dog!