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So like I got a question have you ever had an anime moment because I did just yesterday in fact here's what happened I was in gym right our teacher had us playing hockey and because I wasn't feeling well I decided to play goalie role only because you know I would have rather not played but the grade um but yeah I was in goalie position and they was really getting into it in the middle They've tried to uh, puck it at my side, right? And they hit it so hard that it went off the ground and was coming straight to my face. So I had to crack my neck over to the right just to dodge it. But I was still in goalie mode, you feel me? Um, so I wasn't really thinking about dodging. I was just pure reflex. But I did control it enough to where I just put my neck over a little bit so it wouldn't hit my face But enough so it would hit the side of my glasses and bounce back Cuz like I wasn't thinking I was still in goalie mode you tell me but it hit the side of my glasses and my lenses It ended up falling out and shit like that was crazy
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Never one OK Zorro dodger the fucking hockey pucks and shit
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Number two indeed I have and you know how Hennetta when she's fighting shuffle little palm thing so I want my friend hit me and out of reflex I kind of just did it and center flying don't know how to fuck I did it
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OOOH! You made her do a backflip? Yo, that's crazy.
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Don't mind, please don't mind the squeaky laugh. I messed up the first time so the second time I had to bust out a fake laugh.
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No it's understandable I'll be method of these days fighting 5000 times a day having to redo it
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I have any moment when my my mentor died just kind of just plopped down on the floor mirror may not be because I'm holding a bloody knife in my hand but whatever it's fine
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It's alright young woman, I'll protect you from Peter, you can hide in my basement, though I'm gonna have to lock the basement, and you're gonna have to be stuck in there for about like a thousand years so if that's alright we can do that.
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I'm motherfuckers just think y'all in a movie doughnut no not in a fucking Goku fucking episode like this not Dragon Ball Z right now
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Exactly when I was lost in about 315 pounds my dentist think and then I just had that say something snapped something inside of me activity the moment I sent a left and then nothing left at 3:35 now my goal is 34
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I wish.
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Yeah, yeah, I got your mom's room and she uh you know, something into our kami kami kum. You know what I'm saying? great.
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Oh yeah I'll be doing that I am coming home and hard on all the bullies at school yeah I'm so cool I'm so swag
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Since Friday, I was at school right? I had to break my whole body just to dodge a basketball. And from when I was playing dodgeball.
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Playing dodgeball add to break my whole matrix into one form just to catch a ball to save somebody That was my best app
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You know what I'm saying? That's my best move.
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I'm sorry, but I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I'm sorry. Wait a minute. Kuruma, you're... You're my life. I'm sorry.
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Nick are you serious
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Yes, Nick. Yes, I am serious. This shit did happen
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