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Uh, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get you?
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All right double quarter pounder plain don't ask why a 10 piece chicken nuggets small fries honey mustard and a Diet Coke thank you
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Can I get a number 10 with a large fry and a large strawberry milkshake and yeah I will be there
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Okay, do you want any like dipping sauce for those fries or no?
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Tool cans of bounce that is.
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Okay, here you go.
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Thank you, I'm feeling like Megan the Sallie.
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Um, I'd like to get your number.
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I do not reciprocate, please leave.
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I'll take your mom's number
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Which one?
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all of them. And can I also get a large sprite?
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Yeah, okay. Here's your sprite, uh, but note to the first thing you wanted.
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Damn, your mom's number machine is broken again.
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Yeah, it's been broken for like the past few weeks, sorry.
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Okay then just the sprite.
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Mmm. Oh no for real. Like can I just get the whole menu for real? Like for real for real. me shithead fucker get out of my life you whole newtardiiix
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Sorry, we're out of food.
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Oh, heck. Hey, hey, I'm out! You take me away from that! I'm gonna hold me out of this bitch's n- You only got no food! God damn it!
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First you can start with getting me um... you with a side of coke
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Sorry, the soda machine is broken.
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A triple air sandwich please.
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Okay, here you go. A triple sandwich full of air.
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Turn on better today if you're feeling because like I'm feeling you in like I want your number like please
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No.
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roso
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I'll have two number nines a number nine large a number six extra dip a number seven two number four to five and one cheese and one large soda.
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Okay, that'll be one million dollars. Thank you. Inflation is crazy right now. like $10 is worthless at the moment.
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