Okay, so I'm not pregnant, but my baby fever is so high up right now So I need you guys to convince me not to have a baby and I also need baby names In case I don't listen to you guys.

Just keep your damn legs closed Shawty then you won't have no problems like what how old is you you like you as fuck why are you talking about babies bro

Uh, don't have a baby because trust me, it's like squeezing a watermelon out of your vagina. You know, like a fucking jelly-covered goblin will come out of there and he will scream at 3am. You don't get any sleep. He's a fucking m-