Oh my god, oh my god, is this a real Spider-Man? Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

I sti- I still have never seen this ***** and Spider-Man in the same room together, so that must mean this ***** is Spider-Man, like actually, I- I'm not even jokin'.

Yo, if you're Spider-Man and I bit you, would you be my man? I mean...

If I had to pick smash or pass, I'll pass in an instant.

um you're not spider-man bro you're not him you're not him bro you're not fucking him you're not him you don't sound like him you don't look like him just because you're fucking

hey honey first of all you are not spider-man okay second of all honey what's that vape flavor that blue raspberry surprise or that blue raspberry ice which vape flavor is that because if you want to save me like spider-man buy me that vape flavor

*****, you are not fucking spider-man, bro. I thought spider-man was black or some shit.