First of all, I'm sorry to say this, but you're not Spider-Man, kid. Like, Spider-Man would not show his identity on purpose. The fuck?

like what if i was falling off a building um would you come save me sorry weird question but i'm actually really really bored and trying to find a man's so yeah i guess i don't know what else to say your voice is okay i guess um but yeah

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I mean, I believe this is Spider-Man, what about you guys?