When I tell you, you're more flatter than the f***ing wall. Dang, grow some there before you even try to make a thirst trap. What the hell?

Like, it's almost as white people can't have a single hobby, bro. I hate watching that shit from the sidelines being like, it's so unfair knowing that I only have friends because of my race, probably. If I was a little white boy, ain't nobody would fuck with me.