Calling all comedy lovers as you want know I'm a comedian I wanna know what is your favorite one liner joke tell me right now I'm is the perfect platform to do it

Yesterday was a beauty. My wife told me she wants to have sex in the back of the car. She asked me to drive!

Your mama's so fat that when she came home from work she kicked in the door and screamed, Hey Kool-Aid!

I really hate being bipolar. It's freaking awesome!

Have you ever been down under? Well then I'll take ya.

A gentleman under the weather thought he was gonna die, but all of a sudden his door bursts open and a wooden coffin starts waddling towards him. He grabs the nearest thing that he could, the Nyquil, throws it at it and it disappears, cause Nyquil stops the coffin.

A blind man walked past a fish market, took a deep breath, said, Good morning ladies.

What's this? Teletubbies fucking picnic?

So if I tell you my joke here, you're probably gonna use it so I'd rather not tell you my joke