Well, this is my first time on this app, and I just woke up, I sound a little tired, but dang, we kinda cute, like, oh my, holy shit. I will let you fucking ruin my life, holy fuck.

Damn, like all I have to say is damn, you are a fine man.

Holy sh- holy fuck. You- he look- he looks fake!

I'm being so real. Fine as fuck. But to be honest, looks like every other white boy with long hair. Like, like don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. He's fine as fuck. But I have seen like 20 other white boys who look exactly the fucking same. Copy and paste. Copy and paste. I mean, like, fine, but also copy and paste. Same, like, they're all the fucking same. All of them. They're all the same bro. Fucking nothing special.

Oh, mate, listen up, yeah, and listen- GODDAMMIT! Fucking get a haircut, first of all, and second of all, what on earth are you doing in that fucking mirror? Oh, mate, when I get my hands on you, I'm gonna fucking STRANGLE YOU, UNTIL YOU FUCKING RUN OUT OF BREATH! Fucking hell!