Would you rather always have a hair in your mouth or an eyelash in one eye for the rest of your life? Both are the fucking worst. I really don't even know.

I just shit in my pants. But kinda stinky though

I'd rather have a hair in my mouth.

Um, none, really?

I'd rather a hair in my mouth just because having an eyelash in the eye can literally sometimes feel like you have a needle sticking through your eye and to constantly feel like that, no, I'd rather just have the hair.

Hair in my mouth.

I think hair in my mouth. Eyelash in my eye, that's jarring man. I would start crying out of nowhere.

I would rather have a hair in my mouth so that I can fucking choke on it and then fucking die.

Shit, I don't know about that. I did go right again with the episode.

See me, I got a big mouth. So like if I had a piece of hair in my mouth, I wouldn't even notice, you know, it's okay. But I lash in your eye. That shit is painful to the soul. I cannot do that shit. I just I cannot know

A hair in my mouth because that's easier to get out and it doesn't hurt where eyelashes in your eye hurt really bad, like terribly bad.