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Would you rather always have a hair in your mouth or an eyelash in one eye for the rest of your life? Both are the fucking worst. I really don't even know.
Okay, listen. If I get an eyelash in my eye, I remove one eye, I still have another eyeball. Right? There can't be an eyelash if I don't have an eyeball. You know what I mean? I gotta think smarter not harder.
Honestly, hair in the mouth isn't that bad. You know? Couple moms, they got a little runway strip going down there. Sometimes the hair in the mouth isn't a bad thing.