Would you rather always have a hair in your mouth or an eyelash in one eye for the rest of your life? Both are the fucking worst. I really don't even know.

I dick in my ass

Yeah I'm gonna have to agree hear that Jimmy Kimmel is the richest person is a horrible terrible piece of shit and Jimmy Kimmel like we got to know crucify him or something on live television who knows

Hair in my mouth

Oh hell yeah bro I'm gay

No but I'm gonna hop on my eyeball not even trying to fill that shit my mouth but I was gonna have oil all in my mouth

00 my God it is this recording how do I turn the thing off

You need to stop being mean to me if you wanna kill himself fake nobody stop you Blakester

Ideally neither but I guess a hair

Hair in mouth because I lost an eye hurts like

YAH!