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Would you rather always have a hair in your mouth or an eyelash in one eye for the rest of your life? Both are the fucking worst. I really don't even know.
man why the fuck you even gotta make a hypothetical like this because now there's a fucking alternate universe where I either have an eyelash in my eye all the time or a hair on my mouth.
But I'm not gonna choose any of that because the first one is worse for me and my mom supposed to eat right in the second one is Worchester it's like worse more worse than the first one because I'm supposed to put my mascara on if I only have one eyelash in one hour