For real, I'd be googling and gobbling on that.

What do Oh my god no way

I'm a motherfucking goblet I'm a gremlin actually eat anything on the floor so motherfucker drop cheese on the floor I goddamn pavement after the email that shit last snow tomorrow

I'm not even gonna say anything. Why would you do that?

You eat cheese off the pavements. Yeah, that's pretty good, but have you ever tried putting mustard on toes and eating it? It tastes amazing.

Wait cause I can't hope you're being genuine or not but that is fucking scary I'm like never going to eat McDonald's again

No because literally every time I go to McDonald's and order a McChicken there is a two flash package worth of orange pubic hair inside my McChicken and literally who the fuck's pubic hair is fucking orange I mean who is the ginger at fucking McDonald's

It somehow got worse when you said orange like I will be expecting like a normal color like something you would barely notice and you didn't write words

You're not funny give it a rest cheers

Well Mr British man, I may not be funny but I'm pretty. Good luck.