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Would you rather always have a hair in your mouth or an eyelash in one eye for the rest of your life? Both are the fucking worst. I really don't even know.
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hair in my mouth because that should be yummy
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For real, I'd be googling and gobbling on that.
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What do Oh my god no way
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I'm a motherfucking goblet I'm a gremlin actually eat anything on the floor so motherfucker drop cheese on the floor I goddamn pavement after the email that shit last snow tomorrow
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I'm not even gonna say anything. Why would you do that?
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You eat cheese off the pavements. Yeah, that's pretty good, but have you ever tried putting mustard on toes and eating it? It tastes amazing.
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Ash all the way so easy the feeling of it like hair being my house is the worst as a person with long hair I I don't I think about getting a buzz cut just because that feeling I can
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Okay, if I had to pick between that I Fucking hate getting hair in my mouth like something about I fucking hate it so much So I probably have the eyelash in my eye.
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I'm the biggest part, I'm the biggest part! I'm the biggest- AHHHHHH
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um probably a hair on my eye cuz wait no I will have a hair on my mouth because I can't see if it's in my eye.
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Talking about hair in people's mouths, have you noticed that every time you go to McDonald's, there's a fucking little pubic hair in your cheeseburger? Like is this only happening to me?
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Wait cause I can't hope you're being genuine or not but that is fucking scary I'm like never going to eat McDonald's again
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No because literally every time I go to McDonald's and order a McChicken there is a two flash package worth of orange pubic hair inside my McChicken and literally who the fuck's pubic hair is fucking orange I mean who is the ginger at fucking McDonald's
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It somehow got worse when you said orange like I will be expecting like a normal color like something you would barely notice and you didn't write words
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Well me personally, I spines without the spines. I feel like having the hair in my mouth because here I lash my eye, it hurts. Look here, my meow. It don't hurt.
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You're not funny give it a rest cheers
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Well Mr British man, I may not be funny but I'm pretty. Good luck.
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Smoking weed grow berries from gremlins in the fucking projects or some shit broke his leg what type of negativity ass is UUU be thinking bro come on game and we blew my high say bro with his negativity bro forgot it
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Um, I would pick the hair in my mouth because I'm a lesbian so I'm kind of used to that.
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Well considering when you have an eyelash in your eye it somehow feels like there's a whole ass boulder in your eye I'm gonna have to go with the freaking mouth one like that lol
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