I'm keepin' the ride, I don't care.

I used to have an obsession with cockroaches and an obsession with rats, so I wouldn't mind either, but, um, Virgil my bed? Oh, hell, nah. Like, the fridge? Like, mm-mm. If it has a top hat, maybe. That might be an exception. But a rat in my kitchen? Uh, yeah, because there's rats in almost everybody's kitchen.

There's a fuckin' rat in the kitchen, oh and a damn roach in my bed, the fuck, that's where I fuckin' sleep.

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A rat in my kitchen I swear that I can eat all the food in my whole kitchen I don't give a fuck no why oh I watch this one TikTok video where is that a roaches can crawl somewhere where you don't want it to crawl

100% a rat. 100% a rat. One time I heard that cockroaches eat, sometimes they can eat the skin, like the dead skin, like scabs, like they eat that, like roaches eat that, and I just can't anymore, it's disgusting.

I would rather kill myself than have any of these, but what the fuck am I saying? If I have to choose one, I don't know what I would choose. I don't want a fucking roach in my bed and I don't want a fucking rat in my kitchen.