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Hi, listening. This is for educational purposes only. How would you hide a dead body? It's for science class, alright? All right, I'm trying to do the math.
What you wanna do is like tape the inside of your trunk with like big black trash bags like the heavy duty ones too and also cover the body with that shit.
And then like once a buddies in the trunk I would like to take it to a nearby beach right and like I would also bring wood with me so I can start a fire
OK so like and once the fire started bro I would of course like the body on fire in all the ass and shit just gets mixed with a fucking saying cause it's at a beach
Also make sure you like strangle the person and like suffocate them so then there's no murder weapon and then they want to burn the person in the evidence that light on the body that you suffocated them is gone with a body
So how I would do it? I chop them up, put them in a bag, put weights in it, and then throw it in the ocean so nobody we'll find it and it will be all the way down in the ocean.
You can I don't before so you could burn it and stuff but like if you don't have like fire and shit you just want to cut it up you can do that too that's a lot of work but you could cut it off it to your dogs you could just save it
I'll bury the body about seven metres under the ground and I'll put a deer above it. I'll bury them both and when the dog comes to find it they'll just find the deer and I'm a figure. That's it.
I get a job at a morticianary place, dig up their body, that's a part of my job, Sit character funeral laughing because I just murdered this bitch and got away with it.