If you scroll without roasting me like you're literally a bitch like if you're a bitch just say that

Don't stand like that, like, you got nothing to show off, so stand fucking straight, also put your goddamn tongue back in your fucking mouth.

Okay, I'm gonna roast you, dad. So, um, I don't know why you're bending over cuz you're flat as fuck. I don't know why you're freaking thinking you're all that with your freaking ugly-ass, goofy-ass glasses, bro, looking like Velma off-brand, bruh. And then, don't even get me started with some ugly-ass shorts that you got on. Um, you think you look-

Go back to the fucking glasses store and get a better fucking pair they don't fit in your fucking face right covered out your fucking fingernails because you look like a fucking homeless guy with them fucking messed up ass bitch ass Jenkee raggedy ass motherfucking Finger Nails you gotta fucking run on the treadmill a little bit but do some little bit of timber no I'm going on my bad bro

Kill yourself who who

oh my god if you like scroll without roasting her you're totally a bitch because if you don't roast someone you're totally a bitch like because you're a bitch if you don't like roast her like like you have to roast her like jeez