I'm not gonna lie. I thought you had pink eye for a second. Do you have pink eye? I swear to god it look like you got pink eye.

I'm sorry. I'm not sure about everybody else. I see Ed Sheeran, Island Boys, and... and fuck... you know what? I know I said... fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. That's for them to say. Fuck that shit, I'm done.

Oh my god, not the fanny pack. What you carrying in there? What you carrying in there? Your lip balm? I know you're carrying a lip balm in there.

Wow, bro, who let the dog out, bro? Who let the emo dog out, bro?

Um, you look like an albino monkey, but like you've like just got spit spray paint and just like put it all over your hair And just like called it a day

Man, shit, I've been staring at that motherfucking thing for ages. Like, what the fuck? That shit be traumatizing. Or whatever the fuck it's called. Fucking... Memorizing, that's it. Uh, yeah. What the fuck? Also, why the fuck do you look like that, man? Fucking me looking like Sid the Sloth. But like, more Sid than Sid.