You definitely ain't nothing like them other, you know, who is you, facts, man.

Like you went through stages of looking hot and a junkie, like how do you do that? Like at the start you looked like a junkie, and you started getting better, and then you started slipping, and you started getting better, and you slipped back down at the end.

The only difference in you is that you look like a lobster that tried to escape a fucking tank in Red Lobster. Like, what in the fuck? Bruh, I do not want to be seeing you on my page with your nose that is so goddamn long that Abraham Lincoln himself will be jealous. Ain't no fucking way.