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So like, me and this girl were chilling and then we worked until McDonald's and we were just feeling like ourselves, we were just feeling like shit. So we walked into a fucking bathroom and we had just fucked, bro. we are just fucked bro we fucked on the toilet
So when I was two years old I'll hump my big voluminous teddy bear it was like one of those big teddy bears that you usually get on Valentine's Day and I was in the corner and like I took it to my room and everything got naked
You know what I'm gonna say so much I hope my friend is already the reason that I knew that I didn't only like guys if that something was wrong with me and her yeah and so when she left my house I have the pillow to get it with her
Like what the fuck is wrong with me and then I got really discussed about it and disgusted yeah oh fuck now I'm French by the way sorry for how I talk and yeah and then I just like yeah I was sad about it
A dude literally asked me that, uh, do you look at our dicks or something? I'm like, no, why would I do that? I'm not as proud me a low-key looking in history cause I was like I wonder what...
Last Thanksgiving I made the most beautiful pecan pie for my family it was gooey sticky and it just made me thick so I put it in the turkey and then I got my boyfriend over there