Bro, I'm actually about to turn gay, like, oh my god, like, I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away, like, that's how fine you are, bro.

I mean, marry me?

I've never been so fucking gay in my fucking life but you know I don't even need a boyfriend please like you know oh I love women please

You are beautiful, you are stunning, you are absolutely drop-dead gorgeous, oh my god, I can't, you just- you're just so pretty, this is why I am fruity.

I was sell my soul I am not kidding bro I would make a deal with the devil if it meant that I could at least smell your lips like I need a kiss ball light please I don't like no no no because like I would sacrifice my family to the dead for just like a hug please please

Girl let me just say if you were vegetable be a cucumber

I'm not gay but there's a chance