Why? Why won't you look at me, bro? Look straight.

I'm surprised that once you jumped in that pool, the water's still there. It didn't, like, made, like, a whole tsunami or didn't run away. I bet, like, I'm so shocked it's still with you.

First things first, he's Nikocado Avocado's twin brother. Mm-hmm, twin brother. And tell me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't that water be up to his head by now? Shouldn't it be overflowing?

Why does his double chin look like the smile in McDonald’s ads

Damn

Trying to figure out who you're looking at, me, me, or the person, I don't know, is there a cheeseburger behind this camera, because at this point, did you even dive in the pool, like, what did you do, roll up in it, because at this damn point, you built like a fucking Big Mac with a burrito, what the fuck is going on?

Dang, I didn't know we were whale watching today.

So I think you can like get off this app and you can actually like post on TikTok where people are actually going to fluently talk to you and not text you some mean ass comments.

Big pun?

Jesus Christ, um, how much do you rent yourself to be a life jacket, like a life boat?