Boy, if you don't get your big ass off that sink, your eyebrows are choppy, bitch. Like, I ain't got no fuckin' eyebrows, but you, bitch? Damn, I'd rather have none than motherfuckin' choppy eyebrows. Ugh, bitch, don't even get me started on the hair. Like, the fuck? And your ass is not fat, so stop trying to make it look fat.