If I could change the alphabet, I would put you and I together.

Girl, are you a computer? Cuz it turned me on. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Are you a microwave? Because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I do not have any pick up lines, but I just wanted to say that you are absolutely draptic gorgeous and I love your nails.

This shit was ass, my ***** bro. Don't ever say this shit again.

You know where a map is? Cause I just got lost looking for you.