So, if I hit you with a car, who would be in the wrong? It would be me, because I shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

you are so gorgeous I just don't like those pants but they look good on you I just don't like them like it's cuz they're blue

Are you push pop cause I really wanna suck you are now

We need to change the way people think.

Yay for you I just legally changed myself into a car so now you can ride me whenever you like to eat mean like what do you don't give me Jody time to jump on me Call me

Are you a razor blade? Because I want you to touch my wrist, make it feel real good, and then I hide you under my bed so my mom can't find you.

damn your fine as hell ma, like honestly just come suck this dick already like you a 10 out of 10 come slurp this shit

oh my god are you hurt? no? oh i thought you were falling from heaven

If you were a Transformer, I would call you Optimus FINE.