Okay, but like, he looks like every guy in middle school or high school that would like, bully anyone that's different, and would get mad at you when you call them an egger, even though that's literally the haircut. And then, probably also homophobic, and, I don't know, literally every bad thing in the universe, like, oh no, I see these people too often!

oh my goddy goddy god you're looking so fine

I absolutely love Eggers, but you're not the type of Egger that I would love to say, um, you're a, like, why is your hand shaped like that? I don't like you, I don't even know.