Yo, I always take the last ****, you know? So you see, that could be mine. If you touch it, I'll fork on you.

Not gonna lie the less but I could be sober's

Nah, bro, that's mad disrespectful, giving me one chocolate chip cookie.

I'm getting the last cookie. I will bomb everybody's house. I am getting that last cookie.

How the fuck you leave me one, bro? I'm a fatass, I need at least, like, two. I'm, like, goddamn insensitive.

Give me their motherfucking cooking now now I need that shit now