Okay. This is my literal ranking of all the Gilmore Girls characters, from worst to best. Actually, let's just do the women for now because I think that's more fun and there's some hot takes involved.

I so support this. Rory definitely deserves to be in the very bottom, but I would have to swap Emily and Paris just because I love Paris.

Okay, all I'm gonna say is, when are you gonna give people the chance to give their own opinion?

Absolutely no clue as to what exactly is it that you're talking about. So can't pitch in, can't add on to this. No idea whatsoever.

Nah, I always like Ally McBeal, you know. I don't wanna wait for life to be over. Wait, that's some real thing, son.