Holy shit, you know what I want to do to that dog? Slam the fuck out that dog on his neck! Put him in a fucking Oompa Loompa box! Slam him on his neck, give him a Freddy Krueger! Slice his dick up, put him in a fucking toaster! Put him in an oven, knock his ass out! Eat his teeth, knock his nose out! Give him a popsicle for a good day, and have a good day, bitch!