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Bitch no, then again, if you see a man in a red ass outfit and he's fat as fuck so he can do your chimney, then it gets in the way from you. he is not the real BFFR.
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He was real until I killed that motherfucking and killed his stupid ass bitch and him dumbass elf. Stupid ass deers. What is red ass nose?
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You know Santa is not real, be so furrow.
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Yeah, Santa's real cuz on Christmas last year I Saw him and I was like damn Santa you want to eat this pussy and he gobbled that shit sorry miss Claus but meeting him for life first.
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bro of course he's real because why would the tag on the present say from Santa if it wasn't actually from Santa. And my parents don't lie, so...
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Yes, he is.
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No, bitch Go to bed literally go eat your frosted flakes Thanks. with your chocolate milk.
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No, because that man didn't give me anything that I wanted.
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It had to be someone who tripped down them goddamn stairs at 3 a.m.
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