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We can't even trust Santa he's a giant fat white dude who jumps in peoples chimneys leaving stuff in their houses and they go in there I know like don't trust him
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oh my gosh yes, so this is real because one time I was going upstairs and I see a Santa at my mom and she was like, did you just call me a ho ho ho? Yeah, it was kinda awkward. Then they started doing weird stuff. Like, I just wanted my present.
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Santa is literally real because I did not just saw him walk to my friend door like that. I see he doesn't even come through the damn chimney anymore. You're fucking walked up in my damn house, like...
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No he's not!
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OK I will spill the tea if your parents
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Make it as you will you sound goofy Nick
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I just got one question for you. How the hell big Santa big ass gonna get down to Chimney? You know how skinny these chimneys, but he's at baby be busting through them things It's a big ass. But no sending out real stupid dumb-
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Santa is real. And he's coming for your testicles.
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He broke my chimney.
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