Latina mommy, you look like a scooby snack

Nah, you're a 10, yeah, but your body counts above like 200 or something, so, not a smash. I'll give you a 5. Max.

There's one bitch ranting on. I had this fucking friend that catfished ten people. Shut up, bitch. No one cares about your friend. You be the motherfucker that bring your best friend to a date.

A solid seven.

Like seriously, she was like, she was just like, I can't watch them. She was like, oh, for the love of-