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First of all depends on how the cookies look and second of all I'd eat like the tiniest chunk and if I got poisoned then I would still probably survive because it is a small piece and I want to get a quarter to so
I wouldn't because of course I don't think it's poisoning if I don't like that neighbor and I would say I'm allergic to um cookies they bring another one I'm gonna call the police
I'm throwing a shit on the fucking floor dead in front of my face I don't give a fuck fuck you and your cookies I don't like you or your any of your family bitch
I'd probably be polite and be like, oh thanks for the cookies and then take them inside. They don't have to watch me throw it away. So I'm going to close my door and throw it away. It's not illegal to not eat them.