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If a neighbor you didn't like appeared at your door handing you a tray of warm baked cookies would you take it would you eat it what would you do?
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Oh heck no, I am way too paranoid for that. There's no way I would eat that. Absolutely no.
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Take it and throw it in the garbage
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Honestly, I already think my neighbor is a fucking drug dealer, so no.
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I would make them eat it first and wait 15 minutes and if they didn't die I would still tell them to leave because I'm not taking no food from somebody that that I don't like or doesn't like me, that's goofy.
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Don't do it Chris, there could be an antifreeze situation where it's like the first of many meals where like if you drink some antifreeze it doesn't kill you, but if you drink it a lot, like over a lot of meals, then it kills you. I learned that on Desperate Housewives.
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The beauty of a comics mind because your observational skills are wild. I don't even think about antifreeze. You're... I wouldn't even thought about that, but that's a good point. If somebody really was sadistic enough, they would know. That's good. That's funny.
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I would nicely tell him to fuck off and leave.
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Mmm, pie would take it but not eat it.
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Honestly, I would not. I would take them, but I wouldn't be happy about them because I don't want to establish a relationship with that person at all.
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No I'm just gonna take the train to the shit or just donated to somewhere else then return the trade of success rate them
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Me personally not because I got his Minha mean as fuck I only need a little story if you can love you with a box of cookies I'm on the fucking take that shit massaging her face clock her in her jaw and then fucking tell her to get off my property
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I wouldn't even answer the fucking door first and foremost, but if I had to because they saw me type shit then yeah I'll accept them and then throw them bitches right out. Cuz fuck you
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See, I would only take it if I didn't like them but they liked me, you know? But if we both didn't like each other, I'm not taking that shit. I might take that shit, eat it, and if I die, at least I'm in my house.
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