Man, your ugly ass looks like a hobo gobble, *****.

Why is he so shiny, bro? I feel like I could just... Wee-doo, wee-doo, wee-doo!

You look like you could be a main character in Shrek.

Do you like that you look like that one cow Instagram that eats the country food and makes those weird faces David's name is like moon or something

First off, you better not be naked, bruh. Second off, I think you got nose cancer. That's pretty much it, though. You look good, though. Ooh.