Oh my god, you're pretty as hell. Um, I'd say like, but like, it's probably gonna be like a 7 because of the sunburn. Like, your makeup's good, your eyelashes are good, your lips are good, your nose is good. It's just the fucking sunburn. I'm sorry. Put some sunscreen on.

dog you were crisper than a fucking piece of bacon that my mom left in the oven for an hour like you you look like you'd step and you just crumble into ashes

why are you as red as a tomato like you're literally like so red like what the hell

Baby, go inside and put some aloe vera on.

Yo, you kinda look like the librarian from Monsters, Inc.

Listen, I'ma be honest, out of all the girls on my 4U, you're the ugliest one! You thought I was gonna say some complimentary shit? *****, you look like Elmo with your sunburned ass!