What is that caption? What is that Android quality? Like, what is this whole image and this whole caption? I'm so confused. It's me, your daddy. I really really miss you. Mommy says see you at the store to get milk. Anyways, I'm failing in my classes and mommy hits me very frequently.

Have a great therapist I could recommend you.

Wait a minute, you know, I'm sorry

I will pay for your therapy.

when i look at your makeup i think of my little sister's plastic toy makeup kit that has like all the lip gloss and everything like really that's definitely be a bad reaction like here i gotta wipe it off girl you gotta wipe that you gotta you gotta wipe that off please wipe that off

oh my god oh my god oh my god what happened to you did you get in a car accident or something