*****'s slowly switching colors on the blacks. DUDE, *****!

Everyone's talking about how ashy his legs are, and the only thing that I've noticed is look how big that fucking Yard bottle is! And he has two of them, what the fu- Bro, collect them! Um... yeah.

Do you have a shower? Have you been smoking too much? Are your legs really really hairy? Like, damn.

Damn bro, them legs are too hairy, like you need some lotion, because I can give you lotion easily, to like, make it shine, you need cocoa butter? I can give you some cocoa butter.

Nah, uh-uh, nah, he, nah, he needs some fuckin' cocoa butter or some shit because, hell nah, I seen white people darker than him.

Zing! Your life looks so ashy with my baby powder.

Oh my gosh, Sam Riegel, you're way more ashy than my ex. Oh my gosh, you need to put lotion on it, shave your legs, put some nail on it, or use a razor. This book is going on, looking like flour. Did you put baby powder on that? I need to hydrate your skin before it starts to peel the book off. I'm gonna be a skeleton before you die.