Shave your head, you musty ass chimp.

I know one isn't a number, but negative one is.

No you're right you're not a woman you're a whole ass zero sorry to break it to you respectfully though

We all being honest to you but like you not trying to believe it though but like You actually want like no me right there

That is 100% correct. You are not a one. Nobody is a one.

You say nobody's a one, but clearly you haven't actually seen yourself. Because you need to shave that little hair and cut your fucking hair and fix yourself, bro

I'd give you a solid tube just because I'm nice.

0.5

And it was your heart on the line, and I really fucked it up this time.

Actually, people can be a one. And hear that one, bro.