Man, I fuckin' hate sports. I don't understand why the fuck you people find it so appealing, like, it's all the same. You're kickin' a ball, you're runnin' with a ball, you're fuckin' throwin' a ball, you're dunkin' a ball in a basket, it's all the same shit. Like, go play a fuckin' video game, like, or somethin' like that, like, it's just as enga- it's more engaging, it's more entertaining. Like, I feel like the people who find this shit entertaining would be just as entertained if I were to put Coco Melon on an iPad in front of them.