Oh my god, I'm about to fucking pass.

Pussy Farts

Pussy dick fucking motherfucking asshole

My dog stepped on a beam. My bee stepped on a dog. I'm gonna kill myself. I need to talk to him!

Bumbastic Side Eye

Bad times, thugging around, my coochie pig, my booty whole brown Why the ******, I'm looking for the hos Copying ******, come suck a bitch's tuss Pong-tongue, the step-tongue-tongue Where my ***** use to stick a bitch down!

I smell chicken and I'm like Donald Duck.

Whatever.

Um, actually, actually, I'm starting to hate this app. Why is everyone so mean? Why is everyone so mean? Can we just spread positivity? Why can't we all just be happy and be friends? Ugh, that's not so corny. I really don't want to be friends with everybody. I just want everybody to chip a fuck up. Like, why do I do a fucking business? Like, I know it's on the internet for all of us to see and judge. I know it literally says nine times out of ten for us to judge, but it'll be a dick, you know? Just... ugh. It's gross.