I think there used to be a sport where people would go in the back of a truck, the back of it, and just stand up and like hit the mailbox while they were driving with a baseball bat. Um, you better watch out.

The cat is super cute.

Oh my god, that is the best thing I've- I want him kitten in my mailbox. I want a kitten in my mailbox. Who doesn't want a kitten in their mailbox? What the fuck?

Oh, I like your pussy.

Who the fuck names a cat... Blood? B-L-U-D. Who the fuck names their fucking cat that? I'm sorry, but that cat needs a better name. I don't know who gives you a cat because... If I, I would've named it better than you. Not gonna lie.

Get the fucking cat out of the mailbox, bro! Get the cat out of the mailbox. He don't fucking like that, bro. Get him out! Get the fuck out of the mailbox or I'm gonna steal him from you!

Yo, that's my missing kit. Yeah, I need that kit so I can cook my chow mein like an old bro.

You ****** are wild, somebody say Blender.

I don't even know what to say bro, this just reminds me of the blender video so please don't do it, like I got traumatized by that bro, I got traumatized, I'm gonna put you in jail if you even think about it bro, I'm gonna do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it RJ, don't do it man, don't do it man, think about how much you got to live for,

I want it. I want it.