God, he not even looking for a girl, he not looking for a best friend, he looking for a hoe. He looking for someone he could fuck, be friends with, and deal. He wanna deal. He wanna fuck other bitches while he fucking her. He wanna hoe. You know how I know? Because my ex had best friend, and he was sending him news. She was standing in news on the low when I didn't know!

Boy, how the fuck are you gonna have a best friend that aren't you looking for a best friend on the motherfucking app Where all of us are fucking howler far away from each other bitch you need to think you need to think cuz you could be like There could be a ***** There could be a ***** and not a girl trying to be your best friend. So bitch just letting you know.

I don't know if you're gonna say you want a girl bitch friend but don't nibble to his bed and don't nibble to his car. ***** want some pussy that bad like these ****** be desperate as fuck bro. They be wanting to get some pussy and then when they get it they be like man I'm fucked. You hear the fuck cause your dumb ass say you want a girl bitch friend and your ass sit up there and fuck her you dumb ass fuck *****. Nah, you can't be my girl best friend. Oh here and now, you can't be my boy best friend either.

How the fuck y'all be doing the little uh, the uh, um, how the fuck y'all get the uh, the, bro, how the, bro, what is he even called? How do y'all get the voice over, the voice, like the voice change? How do you change the voice?